karaoke

Woo! Yay me! I won at Karaoke Big Ass Ham! Now you may be saying, “But Kathy, you can’t ‘win’ at karaoke any more than you can ‘win’ at Thanksgiving. It’s not a contest.” Well, I think you’re wrong on both counts, because I won a large canned ham last Wednesday for being the best (or is it worst?) karaoke performer at Freddy’s. And when I bring this ham to whatever Thanksgiving table I go to, I’m going to win at Thanksgiving too. The End.